The Great Indian Poll Dance - Rakhi ka SVAYAMummeedVAR !!!

After peeking into Amethi last week where the mother of all election will happen between Tulsi Smriti Virani and Rahul Baba, this week let us look at another interesting candidate. Rakhi Sawant. The Diva of dance numbers is contesting as an independent candidate from a Mumbai constituency. Her election symbol - Green Chilli.

In a tete -a tete, here is Rakhi at her candid and honest best, elucidating her plans & policies for her ward if she wins the seat. She is pitted against some serious contenders like Mahesh Manjrekar and Gurdas Kamat. 

On her election symbol - 

The election symbol is just an extension of myself. What I am, what do I mean to an average citizen. All these converged into just one thing - VERY HOT. So I decided to keep Green Chilli as my election symbol.

On her decision to contest -

Ever since I was born, I had this burning passion to dedicate myself to meet the needs of the  hungry people around me. All my acts in the past have been with this sole objective. 

Er.. item numbers, TV reality shows? -

Yes those also. I did item numbers to remind the youth that these are a part of our culture and not to titillate the audience with my charm and extremely well endowed acting prowess and body of emotions. 

Her Party Name - 

I have named my party as Rashtriya Aam Party or RAAP. There is a lot of news about someone by the name of AAP so I thought Rakhi's AAP will get noticed. What a RAAPchick idea!!!!

Her Manifesto - 

I don't have any manifesto. We have a naari fest. All women in my constituency will be eligible to participate in camping with me... or campaigning with me???

Mulayam Singh's statement that Rakhi is an SP candidate - 

This is utter nonsense. I am my own party. My statement "main to Kamaal ki cheez hoon has been taken out of context. Kamaal khan is a cheapo who buys second hand clothes. Good for me, that is one thing I don't spend much on. Clothing. 

About Baba Ramdev - 

Let me be very clear. Rahul is my future, party is my present and Baba is my past. My proposal to marry Ramdev was also in public interest. If Ramdev had married me, he would not have had the time for all the nonsense that he has been doing over the last few years. But life may have been different today...

Mahesh Manjrekar as an opponent - 

I thought he was a good man but alas. Just recently after I announced my cumming into politics, he offered me a bribe!!!!  He told me to quit politics and he would make a path breaking movie with me in the lead. How dare he!!! He thinks so low of me, I am an item queen and not some actress!!! 

Electoral Promises - 

The roads in my constituency will be smoother than Katrina's curves. The quality of the roads will be as hard as Mika's lips. The level of corruption will be as low as my hemline. The prosperity of the people in my constituency will be as vast as my brain power. There will be fun, entertainment and masti. Each weekend, there will be live performances. What else do people need!!!! Main hoon naa!!!

Education Qualifications-

Contrary to media reports, I am quite educated. I know emale, ebay, titter, Im up. I also did a course online. Sunny told me it is not allowed in India yet. Somebody is out to malign me, I am education. I also wrote the same on the nomination form. eLiterate. Ok, I may have spelled it rongly. 

Last Words
Please vote for me. The person who gives me maximum votes will get a direct entry to participate in Rakhi ka swayamvar season 2. I checked with the erection commission and Sharad's power, you can vote multiple times.