Dance of Democrazy!! Main Tulsi tere Amethi ki!!!

That Congress has fielded the child prodigy Rahul Baba from Amethi is known. Amethi constituency has been a Gandhi family stronghold for many elections now. The Amazing Derby reference in the article gives more details.  on this game plan. 

This time the lone pony will face trouble. AAP has fielded its fiery orator Kumar Vishwas against Rahul Baba. Now BJP has come out with a new plan. BJP has decided to field Tulsi Virani (or Smriti Irani as is her reel name) of the Saas Bahu saga against Rahul Baba. Now psephologists are in cloud 9. They are writing the script of how this odd fight will be fought. Rahul Baba gave a brilliant smile when questioned about this latest development from the BJP. "The question is not about what Tulsi Ma will do for Amethi, as a common man I ask this bigger question about how we can bring in inclusion at a higher level, how can we rid ourselves of the deep rooted corruption that is stagnating all around us". 

BJP spokesperson gave out this media release," BJP is a very cultured party. We reviewed Amethi during our internal discussions and realized that the constituency has been left in the hands of two kids who will fight bite shout but that will be all from them. We decided to provide a maternal element to these two kids in the form of Tulsi Ma. She will ensure that both the kids are taken to task and she takes over Amethi". 

Rahul Baba is now pensive. He had not taken Tulsi Ma seriously. Now he consults Diggy Uncle.

Baba - Uncle what to do about this Tulsi

Diggy - Beta, just pluck its leaves and chew them every day. It is good for health. 

Baba - Hmm, and what to do about this Tulsi Ma?

Diggy - Beta, simple do something else she will chew you up. 
Baba - Hmm, let me think and come up with an idea better than the escape velocity of Jupiter. 
Baba - Can I make her adopt me? That way she will not fight against her son. I heard somewhere that she has so many sons and about some she came to know after many many years. 
Diggy - SUPERRRRR!!!!! That is a mark of a genius!!!! But then you will have to become a Virani and renounce  Gandhi.

Baba - No uncle, it is not worth it. Mummy will beat me up. I will fight her one to one, one on one!!!

Diggy - SUPERRRRR!!! That is a mark of a warrior!!! 

At the BJP press conference, Tulsi Ma was heard making a statement," I will show no Mamta during this election. For me, the Congress opponent is one son whose sonrise I would not let happen!!! Just like my serials, I will be staking my claim for decades together!!!! I will defeat Rahul Gandhi in slow motion. Main use har har har har har har har ......................................