56 Inch ka Seena!!! Size matters UP there!!!

The Great Indian Dance of Democrazy is becoming more and more entertaining by the day. Mc Donald's is planning an entire advertising campaign around the Indian Elections with the catch line "I'm lovin it". 

The recent rallies in Uttar Pradesh were what rousing dialogues are made up of. This election is going to be one where history is going to be written and in filmy dialogues. Two rallies were held in UP - Modi addressing a rally in Gorakhpur while Netaji Mulayam Singh addressing one at Varanasi. Both launched scathing attacks on each other. Each raising the verbal pitch higher than the other. 

When Mulayam taunted Modi that he could not make a Gujarat here in UP, Modi took the barb and returned a fired volley. " Netaji ne sach kaha. Unki haisiyat nahin ki woh UP ko Gujarat banaa sake", retaliated Modi. "Gujarat banaane ke liye to 56 inch ka seena chaahiye."

This dialogue was met with rapturous applause in the audience. While BJP was baking in this new found glory, not one did anticipate the aftermath. 

No sooner than the media went GAGA about this statement, political parties started using this as a yardstick. 

BJP reiterated that yes a wide chest is needed to run a state like UP and also a nation like India. Rajnath Singh stated that BJP was blessed by Lord Hanuman who was also quite an epitome of Modi's statement.

 This proves that we are best poised to run the Nation, added Nitin Gadkari. 

Not to be left behind, Congress jeered BJP about making an issue out of nothing. Rahul Baba and Diggy Uncle immediately scheduled a press conference to announce who would be apt to rule UP going by Modi's statement. 

At the press conference, Baba started off," 56 is just a state of mind. But since Modi uncle has challenged all political parties, we also want to present our candidate for UP."

Diggy was seen whistling loudly as he rang up the curtains to reveal the Congress candidate for UP. 

Manish Tewari was spotted chatting up with the scribes," the most holistic 56 inches that I have ever seen towards a patriotic cause". Rahul Baba got applauded for his strategic decision. Robert Vadra was thrilled to finally get into the family job. 

Now BJP was in a fix. Modi's on dialogue had rebounded onto them. While the copywriters were busy churning out speech after speech with more such dialogues, Kejriwal came out with a whooper!!!! AAP had done a poll and the result of the poll was the candidate that AAP wanted to propose to govern UP. 

The entire political spectrum rattled and shook by a scream so great that words cannot describe the impact. Ear shattering would be an understatement. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyYyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The entire political fraternity stood mesmerized when the candidate's name was out!!!!!

"Yeh dhai kilo ka haath 56 inch ke seene ko cheer phaad dega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"