Tuesday, November 6, 2012

PURiTY Group Inc - a CONpany is formed!!!

It is difficult to predict - especially the future.... future today is not like what it used to be in the past.


The best way to predict the future is to invent it. ...


If images speak a thousand words, here it is...


Well, Mr. Gadkari did take the motto of his establishment quite seriously way back when he was the Public Works Department in Maharashtra. He literally invented his future way back then.

Though he has never shied away from his entrepreneurial holdings, this time round - the rope has come close to his neck. What was going on in his head at that time? That time when he was in his PWD ministry office on his last day....perhaps this ???

So far so good, today is my last day in office as the PWD minister. Wow!!!! How time flies!!!! Seems like just yesterday when I had to bribe my way to be the Minister for Public Works and here I am today!!!! There is a lot to be done now. I need to carefully plan my future. There are so many people whom I have to thank.... though not in the order of importance:-
  • My Driver for making sure that my path was always cleared off and taking me safely from place to place and ensuring that I had to walk to the minimal, if at all. I shall gift him a company where he can be a director. The company will be TRANSpoorti Pvt Ltd.
  • My astrologer - he predicted that I will be a minister and he has always predicted good things for me. Let him be with me for now.... else he will start predicting things for himself.
  • My dietician - though I have not been able to lose a miligram of weight till date, kudos to my dietician who ensures that I do not feel bad about it anyways. That is very important. I will gift him a Sports Company called sPOoRTI Sports and Fitness Pvt Ltd. The company will eventually buy some cricket teams and a couple of football clubs also.
  • My PA who has been the epitome of strength and knowledge through my tenure. I was the name and he was the hands, legs, mind, brain, tongue .... of PWD. He will receive a company suPOORTIer Consultants Pvt Ltd. The company will act as an advisor to all the other companies.
  • My dhobhiwala - the man who has ensured that all through my tenure while I was completely embroiled in dirtiest of deeds, my clothes were spic and span. He deserves credit. He will receive a textile company sPOOLTI Fabrics Pvt Ltd. The company can then venture into other domains like Reliance did in case of Vimal.
  • My Doodhwala - I quite don't know his contribution to my success but my wife.... oops, I better keep my mouth shut as I am known for my gaffes, anyways.I will let my better half to decide in this case....Ouch!!!! I can't even think discretely.
  • My Presswala - for ensuring that there was never a crease or stress or worry on my fabric for all these years. He will be on the board of sPOOLTI Fabrics Pvt Ltd. He was always in cahoots with the dhobhiwala.
  • My Pujari - for making sure that all my prayers reached the Almighty and to expedite my requests for wealth and more wealth. In  return, he will receive a temple complex tiruPOORTI Trusts Pvt Ltd. This will be a religious establishment providing state of the art lodges, magnificent temples etc. All profits from other POORTI companies will be channeled into this trust.
  • My Chaiwala at the office - he was just great in terms of revenue assurance when all cash payments were made by different contractors at his chai stall. His rates per cutting of chai started out from INR 1000000 to INR 1000000000. He will head a POORTea Beverages Pvt Ltd. The company will have tea plantations across Vidharbha and Latur....water will be sourced via the Irrigation Scam that is being planned by Ajithdada currently.
Ok, enough of procrastination...I need to get to work and before I wind up for the day, I need to have all these companies created, registered and people appointed. It will take atleast half a day with my CA to finish off this....

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