inSANeIA MANIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mirza is her Marzi's Malik!!!

Dear Chums,

Now that events in life are unfolding at such a frantic pace, I am forced to work overtime to ensure that the most original and authentic version reaches you.
Big B branding for Gujarat or IPL woes and worries for our Bollywood owners in the IPL…. The list is seemingly endless and the journey to tread tiresome and long….

But before I venture into mindless lyrical monologues; the breaking news of the moment – Tennis sensation Sania Mirza is going to tie the knot with the Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Malik.

Now, with so much media bytes being given out by all and sundry- right from our netas to politicians to Sainiks; all seem to be interested in this transborder nuptial association. The last known update was that Ramalingam Raju also had some comments to give to the byte hungry tabloids on his views of this proposed alliance!!!!
You are advised to ignore the new bytes that are flowing out incessantly over the weekend. These allegations and counter allegations are purely intended to increase the viewer eyeball numbers when the wedding will be telecast by India TV.
I, being me; do get some privileged treatment, unsolicited to mere mortals. I received the invitation card for the wedding.

I shall share some of the salient wordings of this very interesting wedding card. I am doing this at the risk of being denied entry to the wedding as the wedding card and its contents are copyrighted.
Here it goes…

SHARJAH CRICKET AND DUBAI TENNIS ASSOCIATIONS

ALONG WITH

THE MIRZAS AND MALIKS

Solicit your esteemed presence and participation

For the official culmination of courtship into matrimony
Of
Sania Mirza (brand ambassador Dubai Tennis Association)
With
Shoaib Malik (member of Sharjah Cricket Association)

on 31st April 2010

At the Sharjah Circket Stadium, Wimbledon Arena

The wedding ceremony is planned as a ninety minute affair which will be followed with the celebrations for the evening. The details of which are given overleaf.
With best compliments from-
FLOPPIES
(Failures and Lost Out Pakistani Players in India Endeavoring Success)
Members include –
• Moshin Khan
• Imran Khan
• Jehangir Khan
• Meera
• Adnan Sami
• Shoaib Akhtar
• Other remaining starlets and players and singers still aspiring recognition.
FANATICS
(Fans and Association of New Age Tabloid Industry Crazy about Sania)
Members include –
• Sportstar
• Paes Tennis Academy
• High on Hyderabad (a Ministry of Tourism Company for Promoting Hyderabad)
• India TV (the official licensee to telecast the record of this marriage)

The best men for the event … Lee-Hesh duo will specially bury their differences to portray a happy team mate face.

I am mighty impressed till now.. wow … what a wedding and how!!!!
With growing anticipation, I turn the invite over to read the details of the evening.
Here it goes…

The marriage ceremony will be followed by a T20 under arm tennis ball cricket match (keeping in mind the proficiencies of the newly wedded couple).
All the attendees are requested to participate wholeheartedly in this celebrity match.
This will be followed by the grand dinner and ball room dance.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS TO BE ALLOWED ACCESS INTO THE WEDDING

1. If your face is a known face and your name a known name, kindly ignore the subsequent conditions. They are not meant for you.
2. If you are a Shiv Sainik, forget about harboring any plans to disrupt the event. Your visa at the Dubai embassy will be rejected.
3. If you are remotely related (even by levels of Darwin’s theory of evolution) to the Siddiquis.
4. If you have been found violating the rules of copyright associated with sharing the wedding invitation details with anybody.

sriky