I am writing after a long hiatus. Was totally involved in the biggest election mania in US. The Change has triumphed and history has been made. But, this is not an ode to Obama, but au contraire, this mail is an ode to the man who has made way for Obama. The highly misunderstimated irrepressible George Bush!!! The man who has to eat and practically chew up his own words.
Presenting a collage of some of the more kaleidoscopic verses and historic statements that George Bush has made...
When Bush was asked on the logic of Weapons of Mass Destruction being hidden away in Iraq , this is what he had to reply.
The Iraqis have stashed away huge cache of these Weapons of Mass Destruction buried under the coconut trees lined all around. We have enough evidence of such many locations.
Little did the poor man know that coconuts do not grow in arid desert regions of Iraq !!!!
At a press meeting, when Bush was asked to give some examples of leading from the front, this is what he had to reply.
I am a perfect example of how to lead from the front. I an adept at maneuvering in the face of high speed lethal object hurtling my way. I want our brave soldiers to do the same so that they do not die and I am not forced to answer questions on US going into wars. On being prodded a bit, Bush gave an example of how he dodged a pair of leather brown shoes thrown by an Iraqi in some presidential address.
When the Olympic issue with regards to Chinese oppression in Tibet was raised, this is what our own Ignoramus had to comment.
The Chinese Govt should be very forthcoming in terms of what they are doing in Tibet . The sacrifices made by Dalai Lama should not go in vain. This martyr's efforts should not go in vain. His death...This was when somebody from his staff told him that the Lama was alive and well.
On one occasion, Bush was addressing a classroom full of kids and was preaching on the benefits and goodness of a sound education. To prove his point, gesticulating, he held up a book and told the kids that this was their path towards progress. Good gesture, I must say, but the book was held upside down. To cover up this faux pas, Bush promptly turned around the book and commented...
This is what happens when you do not have a sound education. Well, this was one of his more honest confessions! !!!
On being asked to state the US ' stance on Pakistan supporting global terrorism, he actually minted (sorry coined) a new word.
States like Pakistan behave in a terroristocratic manner. America will not support them in these efforts. Towards this, we are planning to increase the military grant to Pakistan so that they can protect themselves against these terrorists.
On being faced with a dilemma of what to do for the America Inc crises, a dossier was prepared by the Finance Ministry. This contained a lot of facts and figures collated from major companies. This dossier was around 70 pages. Bush wanted some thing more simple to understand and so another dossier was prepared for Mr.President which was around 600 pages. The remaining 530 pages were full of pictures.
In another congregation to discuss the bailout plans, Bush had this to say.
We would not be comfortable to bailout sick companies. If we do, the US govt will own a majority in these companies and I will be the CEO. Looking at the way I run the country, I am sure these sick companies will surely die.
The list goes on and on and on....
Now for some of the Bushters and Bushfords- words coined by Bush
v misunderestimated
v Terroristocratic
v destructibles
v moslematics
v afghanistical
v unmalfunction
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