Aaiyla O Maria! Know Maria?? No Maria??? Go Go Go!!!!

I admit I am an agnostic. Yes, I do believe in God but not in a particular form or figure or figurine or shrine or avatar. Even for a person like me, of the many manifestations that the Almighty presents himself in, this is one of it. 

So, at the currently being held Wimbledon; when the Russian magazine cover girl cum tennis star Maria Sharapova admitted to not knowing SACHIN TENDULKAR, hell broke loose. This was sacrilege even for a tough skinned agnostic like me!!! Before more damage happened; the British Royalty gave an exclusive apology on behalf of the Wimbledon Championships. 

The Wimbledon tournament has been called off, fearing some incident or accident after this bad omen. Never in the history of the tournament, has such an unprecedented step been taken!!!

Such has been the pandemonium that Maria Sharapova has been temporarily suspended from playing tennis. She is trying to seek forgiveness from Sachin. Sachin being Sachin, just does not seem to be ruffled by these incidents. 

Google came out with a scathing report on Maria, she apparently does not exist!!! Over the last few years, Google has been working on a campaign," Not just anything, you can find God on Google". This was a perfect moment for them to launch this campaign. 

I tried to google and got the following results. 

Then I tried out another search...

I did not need any further proof but did Maria need one? 

Media boycotts followed. Russia was forced to issue an unconditional apology to all living entities on the planet Earth. As a small token of retribution and unconditional gesture of remorse and repentance, Crimea was handed back to Ukraine. 

Alia Bhatt also made news on all major media channels around the world. She came on global media platforms and claimed that even she knew who is Sachin Tendulkar!!! On being prodded further she replied,"Yes I know who is Sachin Tendulkar. He is some person whom Maria Sharapova does not know!!!".

Finally when the ball came to the God's own court, in his own words - "आईला !!! काय मारिया शारापोवा खारापोहा !!! I have them for my breakfast!!!"