foREIgNED trips!!! Videshi yatra policy!!!!

The man who has seen the world has seen it all. Travel shows you a different take on life. I don't know from where these two quotes have come up but it suits the purpose at hand well. 

Two recent incidents (Goa ministers who had planned to go to Brazil and the Karnataka ministers who wanted a Europe junket) propelled me to dig into Namo's foreign travel policy and pull out a plan that was to be put up in the upcoming Parliament session. You are reading here first!!! NAMO has some grandiose plans for implementing foreign policies for politicians. 

Taking a different route from earlier Governments, Modi is planning to send opposition party members on foreign trips. The argument here being very simple - a clear majority in the house anyways eliminates their existence and secondly the Modi cabinet ministers have a tough job at hand and cannot waste time in trips. 

The foreign policy manifesto has mandated the following suggestions towards the consideration of the house:-

L K Advani 

The grand young man of BJP also has been bestowed with this honour. This has been done in order to avoid any further embarrassment to the NDA.  L K Advani has been given a ticket to Youngistan in recognition and admission of his youthful disposition. He has been told to study how to remain young forever and also see if he can accelerate his un-ageing pace. When Advani was asked where exactly is Youngistan, there were no answers. He was seen last setting off searching for it.

A Raja

A Raja will be given a ticket into time. I am not sure how it can happen but Modi is known for getting things done. Given his fumbled handling of the Telecom spectrum allocation, Raja will be sent to perform the task of messenger runners. This is to teach him the evolution of telecom so that if ever he again becomes a Telecom Minister, his basics would be clear. 

Mayawati

Mayawati will be sent to the jungles of Africa on a "study tour" to see how elephants live and survive and thrive in jungles and the effects of bringing them into modern cities. The tour is expected to provide Behenji with insights on deciding on statues if and when she ever becomes a CM of UP.

Sharad Pawar

Sharad Pawar is also tipped to be in the same continent as Mayawati. He is being doled out with a "food management study tour". Sharad Pawar is to spend a month each in interior African villages to understand efficient food management techniques and how to manage food shortage in times of strife and drought. His tour package also includes a 6 month local African diet plan. 

Mulayam Singh
The SP patriarch is being doled out a season ticket to France. Here he will be made to participate as a part of his study tour, in Tour de France; the grueling cycling marathon. The objective here will be to ensure that Mr. Mulayam Singh does not remain mulayam but is hardened. The mountainous terrain is known to harden the softest of souls and this experiment is being undertaken keeping in mind UP's future. 

Rahul Gandhi
Modi Government has surprised one and all by not taking the route of vendetta politics. Modi truly wants his opposition also to improve and grow. Towards this pious and hearty decision, Rahul Gandhi has been given an admission to a play school in Italy (supposedly one of the best in Europe). The entire education till Upper High School for Rahul is being sponsored by the Government. The scion of the Gandhi family needs the best education so that once he graduates from the school, he will be able to take over the Congress Party. His mother Sonia will accompany Baba to Italy to take care of his day to day needs. Diggy Raja will accompany as a domestic help. 

Manmohan Singh
Coming up next!!!!