Phew!!! The biggest circus that the world has ever seen is finally downing its curtains!!! India's Dance of Democrazy is in its penultimate stage with the majority of the populace having cast its ballot across 7 phases over the last month.
This electoral exercise of epic proportions has been deftly executed by the election commission. That the result could be a fractured mandate; that the coalition governance is here to stay, a thought came to my mind. If I need to create a melange of a Government, what would it look like?
Minister for Food -
Sharad Pawar (no option as he will buy this portfolio if not offered!!) will be the best bet to ensure that the Indians are reminded on regular intervals throughout the 5 years that food is not a basic necessity of life but can also assume a garb of luxury.
Nitin Gadkari can jolly well be the deputy. He will be the deputy by sheer virtue of his love for food.
Minister of Tourism -
My vote would go to our ex president - Mrs. Pratibha Patil. During her tenure as the President of India, she undertook innumerable trips to distant lands. Her numerous foreign jaunts have earned her this ministry. During her tenure, she will ensure that she is always on a tour somewhere or the other.
Minister of Communications-
Here, I am spoilt for choices. I have Meenakshi Lekhi who communicates with such eloquence on news channels. Then there is the ever green Diggy Raja who communicates extempore and with such remarkable ability to fall flat on his face. A strong contender is in the form of Shashi Tharoor who communicates utilizing such Shakespearean quotes, phrases and words so alien and beyond comprehension of the cattle class Indians!!!
Minister of External Affairs -
I would have proposed Shashi Tharoor as my first choice - given his numerous dalliances but Diggy Raja has won trumps up this time!!! His brave acceptance of his "more than friendship" with a journalist wins him this portfolio. No 2 Rais here!!!!
Minister of External Affairs -
I would have proposed Shashi Tharoor as my first choice - given his numerous dalliances but Diggy Raja has won trumps up this time!!! His brave acceptance of his "more than friendship" with a journalist wins him this portfolio. No 2 Rais here!!!!
Minister for Irrigation -
Ajit Dada Pawar here!!! His onerous attempt to solve the arid plight of Maharashtra has pissed off many a detractor. This is one man who can go beyond the routine sweat and tears to improve the water conditions of the nation.
Minister for Child Welfare -
Baba!!! Baba!!! Rahul Gandhi is my choice. Children are the future of the nation. They are the tomorrow. Who best to take care of them than one of their ilk!!! Only a child can empathize with another child.
Minister for Health & Family Welfare -
Baba!!! Baba!!!! Nopes, this time it is Baba Ramdev!!!! No other candidate can come any close to Ramdev's claim. The billions he has made owing to his healthy lifestyle is no joke. That he is a celibate makes him an apt candidate for ensuring family welfare. He would have no vested interest.
Minister for Textiles -
Yes it is a T and not an S. My vote here would go to Rakhi Sawant. If not for this demure, dignified, domesticated dutiful Diva, who else would think like Mahatma Gandhi? Gandhi thought of his country men while battling snow & cold in UK: all the while donning a dhoti and a shawl. Rakhi also thinks of her people before discarding clothes in favour of tiny somethings.
Minister for Home Affairs -
Laloo rules the roost here!!! Can anyone get more selfless than him? He has utmost respect and devotion towards the affairs of home that he ensures that his better half stands for elections and also gets elected!!! What gharchaara!!!
Minister for Tribal Affairs -
Additional portfolios to be shared between Babas (both of them)!!!
...To Be Continued!!!
Ajit Dada Pawar here!!! His onerous attempt to solve the arid plight of Maharashtra has pissed off many a detractor. This is one man who can go beyond the routine sweat and tears to improve the water conditions of the nation.
Minister for Child Welfare -
Baba!!! Baba!!! Rahul Gandhi is my choice. Children are the future of the nation. They are the tomorrow. Who best to take care of them than one of their ilk!!! Only a child can empathize with another child.
Minister for Health & Family Welfare -
Baba!!! Baba!!!! Nopes, this time it is Baba Ramdev!!!! No other candidate can come any close to Ramdev's claim. The billions he has made owing to his healthy lifestyle is no joke. That he is a celibate makes him an apt candidate for ensuring family welfare. He would have no vested interest.
Minister for Textiles -
Yes it is a T and not an S. My vote here would go to Rakhi Sawant. If not for this demure, dignified, domesticated dutiful Diva, who else would think like Mahatma Gandhi? Gandhi thought of his country men while battling snow & cold in UK: all the while donning a dhoti and a shawl. Rakhi also thinks of her people before discarding clothes in favour of tiny somethings.
Minister for Home Affairs -
Laloo rules the roost here!!! Can anyone get more selfless than him? He has utmost respect and devotion towards the affairs of home that he ensures that his better half stands for elections and also gets elected!!! What gharchaara!!!
Minister for Tribal Affairs -
Additional portfolios to be shared between Babas (both of them)!!!
...To Be Continued!!!
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