Sunday, May 4, 2014

Dance of Democrazy - Ab ki baar..... mixed achaar!!!

India is a very unpredictable country. We think one thing, speak another and mean something totally different. No wonder, my clairvoyance tells me that a coalition government will come to power - bringing with it; another 5 years of pleasing politics. 

So, continuing with the next set of ministries to be allocated, without much ado...

MINISTER FOR INDIAN FOREIGN AFFAIRS - 
Shashi Tharoor all the way!!! This erudite sophisticated well traveled & well read politician's affairs with foreign citizen qualifies him for this top post. Mehr Tarar will vouch for this, I bet!!!

MINISTER FOR MINORITY AFFAIRS - 
A refreshing change seems to be in order here!!! AAP's Shazia Ilmi gets this ministry in recognition of the leaked video doing the social circuit rounds currently. Her detailed views and comments in that video gets her this ministry. 

MINISTER FOR YOUTH AFFAIRS & SPORTS - 
After giving due thought on this ministry, here is my take - the person chosen for this ministry should be a young, dynamic, well aware of internet trends of tweeting and blogging, have a competitive & a never-say-die attitude, should be a sportsman at heart, should have the strength to fight on till the end. After much looking out, just one personality met all these requirements - L K Advani!!!





MINISTER FOR URBAN DEVELOPMENT -

This is a very coveted ministry and there were many big names under consideration. Many erstwhile businessmen who have turned into politics were eyeing this ministry. Rahul Bajaj, Jindal, Maran etc were in the fray. My vote goes to a more humbler personality who is at heart a grass root level farmer. Such people have the value for land and its development. I personally have huge expectations!!! I hope he treats the nation's land as his own!!!



MINISTER FOR STATISTICS & PROGRAMME IMPLEMENTATION
Here, I have no choice but to conduct a poll among myself and the result of the poll will determine the ministerial candidate. The results of the poll confused me. Two candidates emerged with equal votes. I guess, I will conduct one more poll among these two candidates to finalize on a final choice. Hope there is one final winner!!!

MINISTER FOR CULTURE
This is one ministry I am quite worried about. If the current election campaigns were any indicator; the language and the name calling stooped to new lows in the history of this country. Across party lines, there were numerous instances where our culture and ethos was just thrown into the garbage during the barrage of words. There was no pyaar; only ahankaar. There was no satkaar, only takraar
So, before any sarkaar, what we need is good sanskaar!!!!

Bauji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Desh ko Aashirwaad Do!!!!!


... To be Continued!!!!

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