With the election year of 2014 looming large, parties are upping the antes on all matters - trivial or otherwise. BJP is still a house divided with the party perennially confused on it's leadership candidate. NArendra MOdi wave is creating ruffles in the party.
NAMO is going out all guns blazing, fresh from his fourth victory in the state elections - to advertise his national ambitions. Recently a delegation from the US had visited NAMO to discuss on prospects of investments in Gujarat. Realizing the benefits of Globalization - NAMO has been visiting different countries like China, Singapore to fuel investment prospects for Gujarat. Till now- investments are just trickling in. He needs more.
Confident after the UK Government cleared the visa restrictions imposed on NAMO since 2002 for his alleged role in the communal riots of Gujarat- he decides to approach the US embassy for a visa.
USA had NAMO's name in the list of people who would not be given Diplomatic Visa and also his existing H1B was revoked. Modi decides to take a chance after his successful meeting with the visiting delegation recently.
What happens this time when Modi goes to the US embassy for a visa interview?
Official - So, you are.... Mr.???
NAMO - Mitro, I am Narendrabhai Modi, CM of the state of Gujarat. I have come here to apply for a visa for USA.
Official -Of course, I now recognize you. We had revoked your visa many years ago. So what made you think you would get one this time?
NAMO - Mitro, I have been praying a lot this time and also the fact that I have not been convicted of anything that happened in 2001 makes me confident.
Official - What have you been praying? At that temple in Andhra Pradesh for visa stamping?
NAMO - Mitro
Om NAMO PMaaya namah
Om NAMO BJP Leaderaaya namah
Om NAMO Majorityaaya namah
Official - I am impressed at your dedication. May I know the purpose of your visit to the US?
NAMO - Mitro,What kind of a question is that? I want a visa for America. It does not matter whether I travel to America or not.
Official - I am sorry Mr. Modi but in that case we cannot give you a visa.
NAMO - Ok fine Mitro - then I shall visit America to meet your leaders, now give me a visa.
Official - Mr. Modi - what will you discuss with our leaders during your visit to USA?
NAMO - Mitro, I plan to bring progress and development into my country. I shall be speaking to your leaders to come and set up factories and offices in India, build modern rails and roads etc.
Official - Mr. Modi - let me clarify one thing to you at the outset- even if you get a visa - you will not be allowed to board any trains in the US given your track record with trains. Secondly, you are making your application more difficult as you are insinuating of taking back our just-reviving economy to Bangalore!!!!
NAMO - Mitro,Ok fine, I shall not travel by trains and also will not take away jobs from US. Now give me my visa.
Official - Mr.Modi, if you are not take jobs from US to India, what will you discuss with my leaders in the US?
NAMO - Mitro, you miss the point- I am an Indian politician. I can talk endlessly for hours on absolutely nothing. Now can I get my visa please?
Official (now a bit frayed) - Mr. Modi, I am catching on to your point - our politicians work and they do not have endless hours to listen to your NOTHING. Give me one valid reason else ....
NAMO - Mtro Wait wait... if we cannot take jobs from US to India- I will do one thing, I shall bring jobs into the US., Yes, that is what I will discuss with your leaders if we can bring India's IT capabilities and manufacturing skills to US.
Official - Mr. Modi, to answer your points, an average obsese American will never fit into your NANO and I suggest you use your technology to your own purpose. Set up 3D meetings with my leaders like you did recently in your elections!!!!
Good bye VISA DENIED. Come back with you become the PM - we will have but no choice then :)!!!!!!!!!!!
The officer was pretty mightily peeved, muttering to himself, how could this guy have pronounced my name wrongly so many times!!!! The placard clearly says John MEtro!!!!!
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