SuRVIVOR 2112012 - UNARMageddonED!!!!

Hello Fellow Atlantian,

Take a deep breath. Do you feel the oxygen going through your lungs? Better still, pinch your self ..... ok do this!!!! Give yourself a tight slap. Does that hurt???

Now give yourself a pat on the back and congratulations!!!!

If you are reading this - it just means that you are one of the few to have survived the End Of World (EOW). Congratulations!!!!! 

Welcome to the New World!!!! Just that you know today is 000-000-0000. Yesterday was 21-12-2012.

Even I did not believe in this Doomsday mumbo jumbo. I thought that the Mayan civilization had come to an end quite some months ago.

A wise bald FATHER also some days ago; shared the gospel of truth about this day with me.

But Apocalypse did come!!!! Armageddon did happen!!!! The world as we knew came to an end in the dead of the night!!!! Words cannot describe what occurred (I was dozing off when this happened).

The reason you are alive is because nature has a queer way of selective breeding and evolution compared to the millions of idiots who are no more (yeah!!! it s ok to take names now-they cant come back). This was existing since times immemorial.... Darwin was just smart to have patented it!!!! You are a potential potential for the new world.

It is now in our hands to take this new world to heights of glory and pomp -unheard off!!!! So, before you and I venture out to build this planet, let us dispense off with some ground rules:-

1. Today is 000-000-0000. We start recording our calendar from this date. We will have 100 months in a year, 100 days in a month, 100 hours in a day, 100 minutes in an hour and so on. I had never learnt my tables beyond 10s.12 makes it complicated.
2. The name of this planet is Atlantis. The secret world for the chosen few. Ok- Ayn Rand takes credit for this!!!!Who is John Galt!!!!!
3. I also completed some activities to eliminate any other person doing it.
4. I invented the wheel today. Nobody need reinvent it ever.
5. I had a bath and did not have to dunk myself into the tub. I slowly slipped in and no water was displaced. That was my Eureka moment. Archimedes made a fool of himself running out naked.
6. I also had the next best thing after sliced bread. Guess what was it?? I just ate it.
7. For breakfast, I ventured out and plucked an Apple from a tree. No need to wait for it to fall. We know what is gravity. Newton wasted hours in the garden for this.
8. In some months, there will be Dinosaurs evolving. We need to plan for that and domesticate them. Hell!!! else they ll simply run amock and annihilate the planet.
9. I will spend some time to think on how to initiate trade and transactions. Any surviving finance guys??? Shout out and your name can be the currency of Atlantis!!!
10. Let us not get into countries and things. We have seen this structure warring within itself. We just keep one planet.
11. There will be no heaven or hell. Whatever it was and wherever it was - it will be full of people from the erstwhile planet Earth who would have arrived there just yesterday.
12. Ok- we can have a God. I am willing to take up this post.
13. We will all speak in Ithkuil - a language invented by an Earthman. I was always comfortable in English but perhaps to make things simpler and straighter; this is a better option.
14. We will retain Cricket as our planetary sport. We saw that it does rake in a lot of money. We will need loads of it to build our new world.
15. I will in the meanwhile; commission a New Age Bard to draft our Constitution, our Planetary Anthem and Judiciary.
16. And then we start looking into our food pol

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what the heck is this???? I am getting a brainwave. Wow!!! this is a CMS - the new form of communication for the New World. Cerebral Message Service.- this uses AAR-G technology which does not require any network. It flows over Ether.  Let me see what does it say!!!!

Rascala, come to my house this Sunday and I shall give you tips on how to run this world - Rajini!!!!!

How come??? One may ask - Rajini is Out of This World!!!!!!