ENTER SCAMpany unLIMITED!!!!!

Hello GP (Gullible Public),

I am very pleased to present to you scamPANY unLIMITED - your one stop solution for all scams that need to be unearthed or unmarsed.

Over the last couple of weeks, you all have been witness to the havoc that we have brought about via our scams related to irrigation, Jija G and Nitin G's assets. We have more in store.

At the onset, I would like to emphasize a very important point to all the readers. Let there be no ambiguity - we dot have anything to do with Shri. Anna Hazare. SCAMpany UNlimited is an independent wholly and solely for profit organization and has nothing to do with India Against Corruption. Main Anna Hazare bilkul nahin hoon.  

We SCAMpion the cause of scams in this country and expose the corrupt. Today, we are taking a giant leap forward. We will offer our services to the General Public at large for this is the only way we believe, we can make a better India.

SCAMpany UNlimited is wholly owned by my dubious NGO whose funding is a best kept secret.

We offer the following services to the general public:-

1. We offer to take your cause and SCAMpaign on your behalf to make you heard loud and clear and malign your enemies in the process. The minimum scam order book of the scam should be INR 1 Crore. You can either call us or email us and our representative will visit you for a due diligence.
2. Your scam will grab media time on various news channels. Prime time scanvassing will be chargeable INR 10 lakh per hour. NDTV prime time will attract an additional cerebral cess of 4.20%.
3. We have tied up with SUN and E Group also so those fearing linguistic biasing need not fear. We have regional news channel option also. Minimum scam order book should be INR 25 lakh or more.
4. We will organize protest marches if our client so demands. All expenses incurred towards this will be additional and should be payable in cash only. Protests at Jantar Mantar and Ram Leela Maidan will attact a crowd management charge of INR 5 lakh per day. Bail charges if arrested will be additional and directly payable to the magistrate.
5. We have our own list of experts across different domains to appear on panel discussions and big fights. Rate contract per individual will be provided on request. The client cannot directly negotiate with the experts. The rate contract per hour of news channel episode is fixed and will be periodically reviewed by our auditors WAG (Watchdog of an Auditor General).
6. I am pleased to inform you that we also have a subsidiary SCAMpany Bharart Forgings Pvt Limited. This consultancy organization will arrange for all papers, documents, forgeries etc needed to create an impact of honesty during the SCAMpaign.
7. We do not guarantee that any justice will prevail or will be meted out. You all must be aware that there are courts and the judiciary towards that aim. We will just get you enough publicity to warrant an out-of-court settlement.
8. Currently we are offering our services within India but soon we will be having our offices in New York, Pakistan, Sudan, Libya etc.

Come visit our SCAMpus and see us at work there.....

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Didn't I mention we have a diversified portfolio to offer!!!!!!!

Yours Truly
Aravind Kejariwal
Cheap SCAMster Officer