From SINgur to sANAND - a NANO interview!!!!!

Dear Chums,
The biggest interview of the year is here!!!! Well, after making all the right kind of noises and hogging the limelight for the last couple of months, I am pleased and honoured to have with me today Mr. NANO himself!!!.
YESSIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wont believe it.... but it is true.After a considerable effort and persistence, Mr. Nano has agreed to be my guest today. I had to track him down from the prototype model factory in Pantnagar where Tatas are going to mass produce him.
So, without much ado, the man himself.... sorry the machine itself... Mr. NANO.
ME- Hello Mr. Nano, it s been a pleasure and honour to have you here amongst us today.

Nano- Well, the feeling is reciprocated. I wanted to get out of that damned factory and all the hell which has broken out all around me.
ME- So Sir, how do you feel, now that you have been finally given a home? In Gujarat?

NANO- The feeling is great.I was wondering as to what would happen to me. I felt like a typical Indian idea, you know.
ME- I quite did not get the point sir. Typical Indian idea?

NANO- Great plans and promises but sloppy implementation. HA HA HA HA HA!!!
ME- Yes sir, I got the point.

NANO- It is good that I am now moving to Gujarat, it will do wonders to my body.
ME- How sir?

NANO- Dude, that guy Buddhadeb... whatever... smokes like a chimney.He could actually compete with me in terms of smoke emissions, though I guess, I would be better off!!! He is old also naa!!! (winks). Gujarat is a sedate state and Modibhai does not smoke at all. So you see, it will do wonders to my texture and body.
ME- Sir, how do you feel that you have become the cynosure of the world now? I mean, the cheapest car in the world!!!! et al?

NANO- How would one feel to be the world's slowest snail? or the world's stinkiest drain? Dude, cars are not supposed to be cheap. I dont know what has happened to Ratan. He is suffering from Schizophrenia.

ME- Why do you feel so Mr. Nano?

NANO- At one hand he sets out to design me- the cheapest car in the world, on the other hand he goes and buys out two of the world's most iconic automobile companies - Jaguar and LandRower. What would you call such a guy?

ME- Well.... I would not have an answer sir....

NANO- That s the reason I feel so damned frustrated.... I will always remain an underdog in the family, with such stalwarts occupying more position. Even that Indica will snide and snigger at me. Imagine the plight of the guy who takes me out with his family??? Dude, I would not want to be HIM.

ME- Mr. Nano, how was your equation with Ms Mamta Banerjee?

NANO- Oh my God!!!! That lady stands for and does not possess a wee bit of her name. I was expecting a mother in her, she turned out to be a step mother and then she stepped up the agitation and drove me out (figuratively, not functionally). She feels that this was the stepping stone to her becoming the next CM. But little does she realise that her brand value has taken such a steep fall.

ME- Well Mr. Nano, with all those steps, it was a staircase of an answer from you!!!!!

NANO- I think she did not like me. I probably reminded her of some cheap antics that she has done to get political mileage all along....

ME- So, Mr. Nano would you be enjoying your stay in Gujarat now?

NANO- I dunno dude... probably this is also not the place I should be staying....

ME- But, if not Gujarat, not West Bengal... then where Mr. Nano?

NANO- ON THE DRAWING BOARD DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! India requires more buses and trains, not small cars to choke up the pollution levels.....

But who am I to complain!!!!!!!