The Christmas hasn't been the best of the times for Hollywood this year. One of the Christmas Day attraction, "The Interview" has now been shelved by it's studio parents Columbia films and Sony Motion Pictures.
A political satire and a spoof on the Ultra Secretive Leader of the Largely-isolated North Korea, Kim Jong Un. The movie supposedly told a story about two journalists being used by the CIA to assassinate the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un via the pretext of gaining an interview access. The film received all the bad attention for its negative projection of the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un.
A group known simply as Guardians of Peace launched a barrage of cyber attacks on Sony Motion Pictures. After leaking several other then-upcoming Sony films and other sensitive internal information, the group demanded that Sony pull The Interview, which it referred to as "the movie of terrorism".
While the FBI was trying to identify how this group having clandestine (?) links to the North Korea was able to infiltrate the secure US internet servers and firewalls, little did they know that The Glorious Leader used a technology so ingenuous, so elementary that they were covering their Doors and Windows where as the North Korean attack was through a crevice!!!
Genius Mind!!!
This group suggested that the studios release some other movie that would please their Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un. Hollywood contemplated on this new stance as well!!!
This stance of Hollywood did not augur well with the Americans, a midst much backlash of public opinion against the Studio's stance, came in a new threat from the GoP," Our Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un is in a mood to launch" , Americans got a fright of their lives. The CIA and FBI started getting fright pangs of this kind.
What the North Korean Glorious Leader meant was
But, given that Yankees rarely understand any other language other than American English, this minor translation goof up went grossly unnoticed.
The Glorious leader's tryst with Sony goes well back into his childhood when heused to play games on the latest play station that Papa had bought for him. Unconfirmed reports have it that Kid Kim Jong Un lost a game!!!!
This was a moment The Glorious Leader was waiting for!!!
To be true to the Glorious Leader, most people have not ventured beyond the obvious to ascertain as to what exactly was the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un desirous of!!!
A worthy son to a worthy father and a beacon of hope to the millions of North Koreans, all that he wanted was..... well to be himself.... in real as well as reel life!!!!! Not some down-his-luck actor parodying his epic character on screen!!!!
A worthy son to a worthy father and a beacon of hope to the millions of North Koreans, all that he wanted was..... well to be himself.... in real as well as reel life!!!!! Not some down-his-luck actor parodying his epic character on screen!!!!
Alas, the Americans did not understand this!!!!
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