srinivaSAGA continues!!!!!!!!! Unconditional Conditions Applied!!!!!

All the media channels are focussing on the ongoing meeting at BCCI office in Chennai where a massive showdown is expected with the incumbent President N Srinivasan expecting to hold on to his ground and find support. Speculations are rife about who will be the next President of the world's richest Cricketing body!!!!!

What happened behind the four walls of the BCCI meeting...well .... does not remain within those four walls!!!!! Deewaaron ke bhi kaan hote hain aur unhe khidkiyaan kehte hain!!!!!!!

Mr. N Srinivasan was under immense pressure to quit from his post on moral grounds but the defiant President would not budge. At one point in time, it was speculated  that he had cemented himself to his position by India Cement. After lot of bullying, threatening and cajoling which went on for nearly 4 hours, Srinivasan realized that he was cornered.  He had the following demands to make before the Board if he had to vacate his seat:-

1. That the BCCI will make an announcement that Mr. Srinivasan has voluntarily resigned from the post of the President on grounds of propriety thus setting the highest standards of ethics and morality apt for a game meant for Gentlemen.
2. Also a part of the announcement will be that BCCI is firmly behind Mr. Srinivasan and that there was no internal rift or conflict
4. No party or entity external to BCCI will head the probe panel that is going to be commissioned to investigate the role of Gurunath Meiyappan in the spot fixing cum betting scandal. Especially not invited into the panel is a white-half shirt-white pant clad NCP leader from Maharashtra.
5. Gurunath will be honourably acquitted after 2 months when the heat on this matter has subsided and till such time, he shall be kept at a Government Guest House.
6. That he will be reinstated as the President once the investigations are complete and (if)  his name cleared and be kept above board. The word under bracket is only to complete the sentence in letter and NOT IN SPIRIT.
7. There will be no further investigations into Chennai Super Kings franchisee. The board can mull upon taking strong action against Rajasthan Royals, if needed.
8. The succeeding President -a senior BJP politician  who is currently the Vice President will offer a BJP ticket to Mr Srinivasan in the upcoming elections in Tamil Nadu.
9. Chris Gayle will be put up for auction for IPL 7 and no other team besides CSK will bid for him.
10. Cash rich BCCI will compensate for the stock value erosion of India Cements' Vice Chairman because of this scandal.
11. He will still continue to represent India at ICC - fool proof betting and spot fixing needs to be worked out in more details for future international matches.
12.  Last but not the least, Chennai Super Kings should win IPL 7

The board members heaved a sigh of relief and immediately passed a referendum towards these points with immediate effect.

This is just not Cricket!!!!!!

Or is it???