SANE drones WELL heard in Parliament!!!!

With the Parliament's functioning seeing a daily uproar and adjournments, it is clear that neither the NDA or the UPA have any interest in the tax payers' money. Even if crores of Rupees go waste - so be it.

NAARAtives are the songs of the day with each minister worth his larynx or his or her epiglotys (with a gh!!!) shouting over the previous person in an attempt to be heard.

I happened to hear the recordings of the tapes that are kept in the wells of the two houses. This came as quite a surprise on how intelligently our politicians shout and in such coordination that...... a medley of shouts can grab an Oscar!!!!

Here is the raw transcript....different colours indicate different members of the parliament making their points.

Honourable members of the house, your ladyship the speaker and the people on the Television watching the live telecast of the biggest joke the Government has played with the nation. This cannot be acceptable to the Opposition under any circumstance and we would demand nothing less than the Prime Minister ab bas kariega aur baith jaayie. Baith jaayie!!! Baith jaayie!!! Baith jaayie!!!!

Main sadan se poonchna chaahti hoon ki yeh humaara desh humaara hai ya nahin, humaare North East ke bhai aur behen jaise ki Assam chai ke liye bol diya hai .... do cups hain... canteen mein....ek aap ka aur ek mera.... adjourn kar do house kuchh time ke liye.

Yeh koi filmy kahaani nahin hai is liye Baith Jaayie!!! Baith Jaayie!!! Baith Jaayie!!!! Aaj desh is sansad se sawaal poonch raha hai ki ek buzurg insaan agar apne anshan par baithe hain to kya is sansad ke paas unke liye koi tel aur kerosene kaise de!!! Subsidies dete dete to aaj yeh sarkaar Swiss banks mein se saara paisa jo Sharad Pawar ne accumulate kiye hain un seats ko nikaal legi. Ganapati Bappa Morya!!!

Commonwealth games turned out to be such a great success that Kalmadi received a grand welcome in Tihar where he spent a lot of time with Sharad Pawar who is making lives of common man so difficult because of the price hikes. Baith Jaayie!!!! Baith Jaayie!!!

Madam Speaker, today, the country is waiting with a bated breath for an answer from the Prime Minister. The country wants to know how can somebody like Rakhi Sawant not be considered for the country's highest honour - the Bharat Rathna. Saachin!!!!!!!!!!!! Saaachin!!!!! Hindustan Zindabad!!!! Hindustan Zindabad!!!! Baith Jaayie!!! Baith Jaayie!!!!

Sachin has been solely responsible for tarnishing the country's image in front of the entire world. What a mess was created!!!! Madam Speaker, the Prime Minister should offer his resignation on moral grounds. What happened at CWG is not something that the world is going to forget soon and who is going to answer for the thousands of crores that went into the Anna Hazare fast that has entered its 11th day and is a fast unto death. Is talking the only thing we are able to do in the two houses!!!!! Baith Jaayie!!!! Baith Jaayie!!!!

Bharat maa par waise hi kitne zulm ho rahe hain!!!! Is ka jawaab sarkaar ko dena padega!!! Aur us par se Bharat Maa se uska koyla bhi chheen na chaahti hai yeh sarkaar. Nahin chalega!!!! Nahin Chalega!!!! Is sarkaar ko hum koyla chunaav se pehle gareebon mein baanth ne se rokenge!!! Bharat Mata ki Jai!!!!! Baith Jaayie!!!! Baith Jaayie!!!!!

Na idhar udhar ki tu baat kar, yeh bata ki qaafila kyon loota; hamein rahjanon se gila nahin, teri rehbari ka sawaal hai. Lute koi mann ka nagar ban ke mera saathi!!!! Bol bhi nahin paaoon us se kuchh ki use Hindi nahin aati. Kis kashmakash mein phasaa hoon main- koi poonche mujhse, gaddi senkhte senkhte Hanumaanon wali aag lag gayi hai. Baith Jaayie!!! Baith Jaayie!!!

Maana ki tere deed ke kaabil nahin hoon main, tu mera shauk dekh, mera intezar dekh. Hazaaron sawaalon se to achchi hai khamoshi meri, na jaane kitne sawaalon ki aabru rakhe. Ab to aadat hi pad gayi hai chup rehne ki desh ka haal jo bhi ho gale ka to behaal hai. 
Baith Jaayie!!! Baith Jaayie!!!

Koyla ke ghotaale mein jo maananiya Manmohan Singh ji ne jo bhi files par apne hastakshar kiye hain un par UIDAI ke dwaara hum donon haathon ke angoothe ke thappe lagwaayenge aur saath mein baaki ungliyon ke bhi. Inquilaab Zindabad!!!! Inquilaab Zindabad!!! Baith Jaayie!!! Baith Jaayie!!!!

So, as a concluding statement as a representative of the UPA and NDA, this is the message that the nation's Parliament sends out to those fasting members of Shree Anna Hazareji yeh desh kisi ke saamne nahin jhukne wali. Yeh sab padosi mulk ki chaal hai. Hum eenth ka jawaab paththar se denge. We appreciate his steadfast resolve to sit on a hunger strike and Advaniji, I am feeling hungry - when will this speech end. My wife has sent Chicken Biryani in my lunch box. Baith Jaayie!!!! Baith Jaayie!!!!!

Baith Jaayie!!! karte karte to desh sach mein baith gaya hai!!!!!

P:ichchle 6 dinon se to itna sannaataa chha gaya parliament mein ki Hangal Saab bhi pareshaan ho kar chal diye!!!!!!!!