Saturday, December 31, 2011

...Circa 2012

Lokpal finally sees the light of day,

Team Anna now no longer is in the fray,

Kejriwal decides to don the politician's attire,

Ms Bedi sets her eyes on Television satire,


Anna still going strong, decides to correct now - the global wrongs,

GLandolan is the new mantra, as Anna undertakes international padyatra;

fasts are now becoming a global riot, Atkin has started endorsing the Hazare diet,

Wembley is the new Ram Leela, Om's spirited speech loses sheen to Charlie Sheen,


India is officially corruption-free,

team Lokpal is on a wealth amassing spree,

Rahul baba continues his yatras galore,

but Congress winning in UP is still a folklore,


BJP sees changing currents,

decides to bring young leaders afront;

LK Adwani is still center stage,

counters,"it s not the age but the mileage!!!",


Chorwaad anniversary bonhomie, it now emerges, was a sham,

Ambani brothers were actually hitting each other, the weapon being the stick instead of the stock, wham!!!!!

Being Tata is really important, realizes Cyrus, struggling to manage the empire,

Bombay House is now Gujarat Bhavan, Modi is happy but Cyrus faces papa Pallonji's ire,


Why this Kolaveri gets it's Grammy award-u,

Dhanush takes Why this Economy to the white house-u,

Rajini sir shows up on the big screen grossing unsurpassed profits and revenue,

World Bank approaches the Thalaivar for loaning billions, a few,

Beti B gets straight into the Bachchan tradition

endorses baby oils, baby soaps, diapers on television,


Master blaster contemplates retirement from the willows,

just after he gets his tonth ton fellows,

Leander makes his celluloid debut - to mixed reactions,

only to realize that the camera does not "court" on-court expressions,


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