Tuesday, January 6, 2015

praCHEEN India - GOLDen India - a story of lost sheen ???

Yes, Manoj Kumar has epitomized it millions of times, yet some facts are hard to accept, especially when they come from the domains or facets of society not in conjunction to the fact. Mera Bharat Mahan - a fact showcased by Mr. Bharat and a quote that is seen everyday morning on some automobile's derriere. Yet, we have been conditioned to ape others and neglect our own.

The currently in progress Indian Science Congress has ruffled quite a few "feathers", and quite literally too. A research topic presented by Mr. Bodas titled "Ancient Sciences through Sanskrit" created quite an uproar within the academic fraternity. Mr. Bodas spoke about the revolutionary technologies that existed in ancient India. Aerial vehicles which could fly beyond supersonic speeds, hover at a point or travel across planets was a norm du jour. "The basic structure was of 60 by 60 feet and in some cases, over 200 feet. They were jumbo planes," he said. "The ancient planes had 40 small engines.


pushpak vimaan


As the general populace is against such loud and audacious pronouncements, truth is never too distant. Or is it?  Let us investigate this in more detail so as to prove the Congress right, even if it is the Science Congress.

I am completely in for zero. India invented the zero. It did not exist earlier so discovered invented. We were the first ones to experience nothingness, hence felt the need to represent it as well.

The Romans were screaming that the world is flat, Indians always maintained that the world is round. Finally it was an American who laughed his way to the bank saying the World is Flat. So tough luck here.

 Well, regarding the Pythagoras theorem, lesser cared the better. The world would have been a much better place to live in; without math. So even if my forefathers invented it; I will be gracious to let go off this recognition.

pythagoras

Ancient Indians had far advanced modes of communications - it is today called as Telepathy; a topic still not comprehended by the modern world. This science got lost in time and that has resulted in today's Indians being vague in their responses and ambiguous in assertions or refusals. Imagine this was conveyed via thought waves called vichar dharaThe rest of the world was still struggling with guttural noises which over centuries evolved into speech. 

Plastic surgery was not invented in ancient India, inspite of Mr. Modi's claims. Lord Ganesha would then seem a misfit deity with a head of an elephant rather than any of his ilk. Ganesha looks just perfect. Let us leave it at that.

 Coming back to the matter at hand, ancient flying machines did exist. Ancient Indians were able to fly from country to country and also across planets. Look at Hanuman. Look at Garuda. Look at Jatayu. Look at MilkhaOk, this was in bad taste. They were all flying around.

This statement proves one truth true and another truth false. Indians were able to move across countries. True. That is why Indians have existed across the globe for so many years. Their ancestors must have stayed back.
False. Why did other civilizations not copy the Indians. Perhaps the truth is sometimes grey.
This image may prove it.

aviation evolution

The Wright Brothers did attempt to use ancient Indian technology, just a couple of thousands of years later; and rather unsuccessfully. Eventually, they had to adopt the more riskier and expensive method of designing the aeroplane.

 This still does not answer the main question. How were ancient Indians able to move around in the air? To get more details, let us dig into the Vaimanika Purana written by Maharishi Bharadwaj.  Vaimanika Purana - I cannot fathom it as I have yet to learn Sanskrit. But one look at Maharishi Bharadwaj and everything just seems so simple and so plain and so logical and so easy.

rajni flying


On a serious note, these two links will provide more details on the technological advances made in ancient India. What happened to all of them? Why are we rotting today? Questions to which only Rajnikant provide answers!!!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries
 

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

and the NAMO goes to.....

Finally it is here!!! After a long wait of a good couple of months, it is finally here!!! No, I am talking about the year end, I am referring to Achche Din!!!

It is finally here!!! Now, how could I discern that achche din have arrived? All you have to do is to have a look around you, the state of affairs tell the story. 

As a grand gala closure for Dec 31st, and a beckoner of sorts for the award ceremonies that will follow one after the other starting January, presenting the 1st award ceremoney!!!!

NAMO awards for 2014!!!!

Before moving to the ceremoney, just a quick look at the statuettes to be given to the most deserving of the Indians!!!!

This statue has been made indigenously in India. The resplendent crown fits the rather not-at-all-uneasy head. The statue has been made by artisans of Gujarat.  

Presenting!!!!

 the dyNAMO award for 2014 
And the dyNAMO goes to none other than Amit Shah!!!! Modi's right hand man who has stood shoulder to shoulder with the PM aspirant to write a new chapter in India's history. Dynamo award recognizes and honours individuals who get things started!!!!
Quite literally!!!!


This award is being given as a recognition of the relentless efforts put in during the UP state elections where BJP came out victorious. 


NAMOona person for 2014
This award addresses to honour the most deft daft of politicians who make gaffes, who refuse to grow up, who, in spite of every failure and abject incompetence; still manage to get promoted. Presenting the NAMOona of the year to Master Rahul Gandhi!!!!
No further explanation is needed in this case!!!



MODIfied person for 2014
This award recognizes change. The only constant in life. The award is given to that outstanding character who switches it like old clothes. A person who gets submerged under the Modi wave and he who gets submerged becomes a MODIfied individual. 
Mr. Tharoor, the honour is all yours!!!



comMODIty for 2014
This award is handed to that one unique non - living object which has had a profound influence on the Indian milieu. Nopes, it is not Sunny Leone. That one thing which has brought down celebrities and business tycoons to the streets. No, not the financial technologies stock or DLF fiasco!!!! 
The humble broom!!!! Please come and sweep the award!!! L K Advani was a strong contender but his recent blog liking PK did him in. 



NAMOste greeting for 2014
The award seeks to recognize changing trends in the society and award those agents of change. This year, the award goes to the reinvented, Indianized whatsapp application KEM CHHO. The award recognizes the far reaching impact the Indian youth has over mobile application media. Whatsapp gracefully accepted that with changing times, the name should also be contemporary!!!!


And finally....
the biggest, the grandest, the most desired, the most coveted, the most wanted, the most spoken of...

NAMO for 2014 
This was a real tough one. So many worthy candidates, so many accomplishments, so many achievements but one award!!!! After much deliberation, it has been decided to present this award to that one entity which made all the above happen. No, not Modi's mom. But one that has been good till now, lucky till now, benevolent till now, accommodating till now, adjusting till now. 
Yes!!!!!! the award goes to the year 2014 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The year that was!!!! The year that created the NAMO magic!!! The year that saw Mangalyan!!! The year that has seen Dhoni's retirement from test cricket!!! The year that saw change!!!! The year that saw SRK and Salman patch up!!! The year that welcomed Monorail and Metro in Mumbai!!!

For good or bad, the year 2014 has been a winner!!! There have been troughs to counter the crests but that is called life.

Bye 2014!!!
God Bless!!!
Take Care!!!!!

Saturday, December 27, 2014

2014 !!! Los Departed!!!


As another calendar renders itself bare; with its last page about to be ripped,,
I gaze at the empty stubs, where eleven pages once stood,
To remember those souls who gave this world something worthy,
Who have left us for their heavenly abodes for good,


Acts and deeds over their lives, many a soul was blessed by each,
A humble tribute I try to pay, in my small capacity within my reach,
The year saw the last salute by Ariel Sharon – the master strategist for the startup nation,
The final act by Philip Seymour – Hollywood’s character artist ended in a drug intoxication,


The magic wore out for Gabo Garcia  – a hundred years of solitude came to an end – alas!!!
The Grand Old Lady of Indian Cinema Zohra Sehgal took her last bow,
Life stood in shame at her loss, such was her zest for life for she LIVED and how!!!!
Sitara Devi also retired to her celestial abode, as she becomes a twinkling star,


He who brought the Mahatma alive for generations is no more,
Richard Attenborough this year said Hey Ram!!!
As was the man who brought the greatest epic to our homes,
Ravi Chopra bid a stressed farewell,


The classical Carnatic jugalbandi will be one instrument less,
As the Mandolin Srinivas forever, went mute,
He who did not want to live in a MODIfied India,
So true were U R Ananthamurthy’s  prophecy for himself, to the netherworld, he left,


The human computer may well hang anytime soon,
Chacha Chaudhary’s creator Pran switched off forever,
Mom’s delicacies were less distant now,
as Tarla Dalal’s cookbooks made life away from home tastier,


The world of Business saw its losses, as Captains of the industry took a tumble,
The Tata Satrap Russi Mody’s flair for good life came to an end,
Leela Kempinski lost a Star as Captain Nair checked out forever,


Celluloid lost its most elegant of personalities\; an actor so refined and rare,
as Farooq Saab said his Shabba Khair,
The train to Pakistan finally halted for good,
as Khushwant Singh said his last Cheers!!!


Many a luminary stopped shining, the world will be not the same again,
like those calendar pages of the months gone by, never will they be seen again!!! 
A moment to pause and a moment to revere, a last salute to these greats!!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

THE INTERrorVIEW HOLLYWOuldnt release!!!

The Christmas hasn't been the best of the times for Hollywood this year. One of the Christmas Day attraction, "The Interview" has now been shelved by it's studio parents Columbia films and Sony Motion Pictures. 




A political satire and a spoof on the Ultra Secretive Leader of the Largely-isolated North Korea, Kim Jong Un. The movie supposedly told a story about two journalists being used by the CIA to assassinate the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un via the pretext of gaining an interview access. The film received all the bad attention for its negative projection of the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un. 

A group known simply as Guardians of Peace launched a barrage of cyber attacks on Sony Motion Pictures. After leaking several other then-upcoming Sony films and other sensitive internal information, the group demanded that Sony pull The Interview, which it referred to as "the movie of terrorism".

While the FBI was trying to identify how this group having clandestine (?) links to the North Korea was able to infiltrate the secure US internet servers and firewalls, little did they know that The Glorious Leader used a technology so ingenuous, so elementary that they were covering their Doors and Windows where as the North Korean attack was through a crevice!!!

Genius Mind!!!

This group suggested that the studios release some other movie that would please their Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un. Hollywood contemplated on this new stance as well!!!


This stance of Hollywood did not augur well with the Americans, a midst much backlash of public opinion against the Studio's stance, came in a new threat from the GoP," Our Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un is in a mood to launch" , Americans got a fright of their lives. The CIA and FBI started getting fright pangs of this kind. 


What the North Korean Glorious Leader meant was 

But, given that Yankees rarely understand any other language other than American English, this minor translation goof up went grossly unnoticed

The Glorious leader's tryst with Sony goes well back into his childhood when heused to play games on the latest play station that Papa had bought for him. Unconfirmed reports have it that Kid Kim Jong Un lost a game!!!!
This was a moment The Glorious Leader was waiting for!!!

To be true to the Glorious Leader, most people have not ventured beyond the obvious to ascertain as to what exactly was the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un desirous of!!!

A worthy son to a worthy father and a beacon of hope to the millions of North Koreans, all that he wanted was..... well to be himself.... in real as well as reel life!!!!! Not some down-his-luck actor parodying his epic character on screen!!!!


Alas, the Americans did not understand this!!!!




Saturday, December 20, 2014

Spicejet Reblanded !!! Spicejet ...???

This week was one of the most harrowing one for me. For once, I got the taste of Indian Aviation Industry's current health. With almost all Spicejet planes grounded for the lack of fuel, it was a hell of a journey that I made. Phew!! How I finally managed to reach home!!!

The Indian aviation has been seeing a tipsy topsy flavours of fate. Each time it planned to take off, as an apt reminder of the days of an erstwhile monopoly; it has hit rough weathers and had to be grounded again... and again and again.....


First it was the cattle class airline Air Deccan that went bust and had to be put back into the cowsheds. Then it was the Kingfisher which, after a big bang boisterous uncorking soon lost its fizz and became a pale ale. 

Now it could be the turn of Spicejet... all set to lose its flavour and taste.... unless of course.........
After the airlines defaulted on payments for fuel and airport usage, it had no funds to continue. This could spell disaster as the market will then be comprised of few monoliths forming an oligopoly. 

There is a beacon of light around the next dark cloud!!! After the Marans refused to refuel the grounded airline with funds, all heads turned to Modi for guidance. Why Modi??? Of all the good things that he is blessed with, he is also a lover of flying. 

He prefers staying in the air most of the times, pun intended. 


The co founder of Spicejet airlines, Ajay Singh, along with a blue chip investor is reportedly, in talks with the Government to buy back Spicejet and resurrect it back to its days of glory. 

While there is a lot of skepticism surrounding Ajay Singh's ability to turn around Spicejet, I am super confident of its turnaround. I know something that you guys don't. 

Ajay Singh has been summoned by none other than Prime Minister Modi. Modi has grandiose plans for this airline. 

In public, Ajay SIngh and partner/s have been asked to bring in INR 2000 crore in one year. 

Clandestine meetings with Mr. Modi have resulted into the evolution of a different agenda. Ajay SIngh has been given a carte blanche for not only resurrecting Spicejet but also to take it overseas. 



Likha tha tum ne yeh jhankaar, 

jo mere liye ban gayi ek lalkaar,

Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar, ab ki baar Modi sarkar!!!

nahin aata samajh;  kaise prakat karoon aabhaar,

mere taraf se yeh bhent; lo aur jaao aage aasmaanon ke paar!!!


MODILUFT >> SPICEJET >> MODIGIFT!!!!